i need good christmas cookie recipes. I want them to be fancy looking and tasting, but not complicated to make.



ready set go!

send me a christmas card so I can decorate my house with them :)

alicia and scarlett krzesniak
20813 SW Celebrity Ln
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THE SHORT VERSION OF MY DISNEY VACATION, IN PICTURES.
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I have wine and pizza for tonight and no one to share it with. sad!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the award winner for the world's lamest song.




I posted the video with the lyrics so you can REALLY get an idea of how dumb this song is. I dont even know if I need to say anything else, so let's just leave the talking to some of the fans of this song (which has a rating of nearly FIVE stars, I might add):

"this song is about where hes from and he misses his old home like when i hear this song i miss my house i grew up in and the city that grew up in good memeories"

OH REALLY? Is that what this song was about? Because the lyrics are really so deep and abstract, I thought "why are our eyes so red, and what the hell is on Joey's head" was a political statement, really! Thanks for clearin that up, buddy.

"drasword is right they should play this on the radio this song is meaningful and touching!I pray that they would play this on the radio. "

Ok. First of all, instead of PRAYING for a song to be on the radio, why dont you go buy the CD or download the song? jackass! I can sit around and pray all day that a pizza will magically show up at my house, or I can call the delivery man and actually DO SOMETHING to get that pizza. I am not saying divine intervention isn't possible, but generally in this life you have to do things for yourself if you want them to happen. Actually, I am pretty sure any true god wouldn't listen to a prayer like this, because any true god would send fans of this song straight to the 8th circle of hell!! Do you see where I am going here? Secondly, I am pretty sure that this song IS, IN FACT, PLAYED ON THE RADIO. I hear it all the time! There would be no other way I have heard it, because as ashamed as I am to admit it, I listen to the radio! In fact, I heard it at work this morning! So what the hell is this person talking about? It takes a special person to like Nickelback.

"my school year 12's Graduation song is this song"

what? WHAT?! Clearly this person deserves to graduate. Doesnt the song talk about going back and try to graduate and about what a loser he was growing up? Jesus, people! I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that an educational institution would actually APPROVE a song like this to get played at a graduation ceremony. Is this supposed to be inspirational? I can just picture a bunch of jackass teenagers who think they are going to do something with their life and start college in a few months, sitting around holding hands and shedding tears to this asswipe of a song. YOU HAVE NO FUTURE IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK THIS IS GOOD MUSIC. ARRRRGG.

The only conclusion I can draw from these comments is that anyone who listens to nickelback is a freakin retard. The lyrics themselves are so bad that I can't decide whether the song writer deserves mental intervention or a shotgun to the head. On thing is for sure though, DUDE KNOWS HOW TO RHYME.

I hate you guys!

currently single, check. tampons, check. old pizza for dinner, check. in pajamas by 8pm, check. americas next top model, check. ice cream later, check.


im not sure if this is incredibly pathetic or incredibly awesome. i should probably do my nails, put on a masque and read chick lit just to make it an extra awesome "stay-in by myself and do weird girl things" night.

oh yeah and i totally just gossiped with sondr.

this is how much play i get on okcupid:





my "you should message me if..." says:

"You want to take me out to an extravagant dinner, buy me diamonds, pay for my school, listen to me talk about my feelings, clean my house, teach me how to play pool, take me out for coffee, go to the movies, or want to start a book club....or if you just want to chat. ha."

yeah, im poor.

But I am so glad I am on a path to getting my crap together. I have been doing my best in my childcare job to keep the kids engaged, I have been coming up with crafts, reading to them, talking and asking them questions, etc. I know that sounds like what I am SUPPOSED to do, but honestly, not many of the people I work with do those things because A. they arent getting paid shit and B. they are only in the job because they cant find anything else. I work with THREE college graduates, and we are all making minimum wage!! sickening. Anyway, I try to use everyday to gain a better understanding of child behavior, how to talk to them so they understand, and make them interested.

anyway, it's all about how much you put into it. I am also considering offering babysitting services to the rich parents, and charge them $12 an hour. it would mean giving up more free time, but it would also mean more money. Actually, if I could get a couple of regular babysitting jobs going, I could probably get rid of a shift and maybe even get a day off!

I cant decide if i should apply for grad school for this december or not. I dont have all of the work done, but you can apply and get in, contingent on if you finish your crap. Then I could start next summer and be done by summer 2011. This would also mean I would have to move home with my parents. i REALLY REALLY dont want to do that....but i dont know if there are any other options.

I need to find a sugar daddy.

Scarlett is sicker than I have ever seen her. She is just laying on me, she wont eat and she has a fever and when she tries to get up she goes "ughhhh my head!" and then lays back down. :( I think I have a bit of what she has too, though not nearly as bad so far. poor kid. She of course ended up in my bed last night, around 3am or so. She didnt wake up when she was next to me, so thats good.

poor baby.

man I died when watching this part.

what is up with guys who walk and talk and dress flaming homo, and then turn around and tell you they have a date with a girl? I mean, really! I work with a guy who acts pretty damn gay. He sits around with the girls and talks about who people wore at award shows for christs sake! And he dresses way too nice to be straight. Like seriously, gay gay gay. He walks gay, he talks gay. He's just gay!! Then he talks about how he has a date with a girl and he really likes her, but she's way to clingy!! hahaha i was thinking "wtf!!!" I mean seriously. do straight guys like that actually exist? like hella gay but still get it up for chicks? or maybe he is just in the closet....but hello homo. It blew my mind, seriously. He has to be in the closet. I guess he is only 20, its pretty possible that he is.

Kinda reminds me of the time i went to lunch with what i thought was my gay friend and then he ended up kissing me and thinking we were on a date!!! I was so grossed out.


....although the opposite of this was when my openly gay friend made out with me because i was the only girl he had ever made out with before he came out and he still liked the way i kissed....woo! Better believe i feel special about that one.


I dont know, maybe I am being too old fashioned about this. But I liked it when back in my day, gay men were gay, dammit! screw you Foucault!

for those who dont know, scarlett has a lovey. she hauls it where ever she goes, and it is hard for anyone to get her to drop it for a second. This is not just an ordinary stuffed bear, or soft cuddly thing...it's a "purse" with disney princesses on it. But it's not actually a purse, it's a lunch box. She has SO MUCH CRAP crammed in that thing. I just convinced her to empty it so I could wash her purse (it's filthy since she drags it everywhere, even sleeps with it) and all the contents of her purse are now in her room on the floor. Here's just an example of some of the stuff she hoards in there:

every single hair tie and ribbon I have bought for her
about 3 mcdonalds stuffed animals from happy meals
1 my little pony
5 or 6 bracelets
a yo-yo
a mini-slinky
a jumprope
a little mermaid hairbrush
a belt
"glub glub" her prized stuffed fish
a dvd from her nana
a smaller pink purse, also filled with the same kind of stuff.
a couple handfuls of various receipts, grocery lists, old fruit snack wrappers, etc
several other various trinkets

Once something goes in the purse, it does not come out. I cannot believe how much stuff she has crammed in there. It is PACKED and she still manages to shove things in there. No one is allowed to touch the contents inside, except scarlett. I just tried to clear out the trash that is inside and she screamed bloody murder. I mean its obvious that she loves this thing because she has complete control over it and is allowed to tell people "no, that's mine" without getting in trouble, but man! that purse is really annoying and HUGE. And UGLY. I hate disney princess crap and matts mom keeps buying her the stuff. When I try to pick her up or hug her, it's in the way. when she comes into my bed at night, I have to have it in my bed, in the way. Anyway, she's been carting it around since it was given to her, it happened like a baby duck imprints to it's mama. that's her lovey. funny huh? I was kinda hoping it would be mr. bear. :(

being single is the pits.

I'm 26 years old today.

25 was pretty much the worst year of my life. 26 couldnt possibly get any worse! So here's to better times.

My parents got me this little baby for my birthday, I think it's the only present Im going to get this year from anyone, but hey, it's pretty rad. At least my parents love me.

scarlett keeps telling me she wants to be a turtle for halloween. Totally random, I have no idea where she came up with it, but she's pretty set on it. I figured she would have said ladybug or princess or something, since she's obsessed with that crap. But nope, turtle. Where do I even get a turtle costume? Ebay here I come, I guess.

scarlett and her new big girl bed:

scarlett just painted her whole foot with my new pink nail polish while i was in the shower. it's now all over the carpet and in the tub. *sigh*

also, i have had heart palpitations ALL DAY today. I'm starting to freak out a little.

bought a big girl bed for scarlett yesterday, and she is asleep in it now. it was a pretty easy transition, she cried about her crib but she takes naps in my bed and sleeps in matts bed at his house so it's not like she ONLY slept in the crib. she's so cute.